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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{me too. haha what a loser. someone tried to sell a mermaid and it looked so real and they were all "it's real" and yeah. idk if it sold haha. i'm not a jobro fan tbh so i'll take your word for it. i feel sorry for this hippo, it doens't deserve the confussion. yes we shall go for a drive and get killed by the murderous sat nav, then we'll come back and arrest jules. everyone'll be jealous.}

[cassidee trixibelle reynolds]

_{haha i soo would've bought that ! but if it wasn't real, then what was it ? weirdd. i'm going to steal it from whoever brought it. omgg not a jobro fan & a simpsons hater why am i still your friend. i don't, i think it'd be cool to be named after three famous people, let alone one ! i don't feel special because there is no one famous called cassie ! it sounds like a plan, babycakes ! and then we'll come back and start on our flawless family.}

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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{omg i'm helping you steal it, the tail was so pretty i was in awe! because i'm awesome and you know it? nooo it'd be so confusing! but you are famous in my eyes babe c: and obviously i'm the only famous avadell so it all works out. okay sat nav investigation, arrest jules, start our family, sit in a room full of burning lemon grass anddd drink water c;}

[cassidee trixibelle reynolds]

_{okay, we need a plan. now is your turn to be genius, ava ! eh, i guess so. & aw, thanks. you're famous in my eyes, even though you are famous ... yes, the only famous avadell i know. if you cut out the drink water thing, i maayyy just be in.}

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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{but i'm not the smart one, my dad had to fight to get me into university here! okay i say we hire a hacker, bought of ebay, who kacks into the system and finds out where the mermaid was sent. then we hire retrievers, from ebay, and then bring the mermaid to us while we're relaxing and getting a manicure? i fail. haha that was so sweet of you. i have no clue where avadell comes from, it's so random. fine we can drink alcohol instead.}

[aspen luella van duzen]

_{haha but you still got in ! i think your plan sounds fab thoughh. we have to get everything from ebay, obviously. i do need a manicure, however, i like the way you think. i know, i'm such a sweet person. maybe your parents mixed names together? like ... ava and delilah ? idkkk. & yaaaayyy ilu.}

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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{true true but honestly they were reluctant. haha we can be lazy and not do any of the dirty work but recieve the prize anyway. duh ebay is the new... ebay? idk i run out of amazingness. me too my nails are disgusting, they've turned yellow from the neon green i had on yesterday, i'm turning into a yellow person! yeah don't go too far. perhaps! i've never thought of it that way, i always see dell computers and think oh god maybe i'm named after some lame computers. but then it could have been worse like... toshiba. you should love me anyway!}

[aspen luella van duzen]

_{so ? don't matter long as you got in. the guy who made up ebay is an electronic pimp, forrealz. hahaha you're turning yellow. yeah see how you like it when people make fun of youuu. lolol thanks, i am totallly the sweetest person you know. your parents weren't original, you were totallly named after a computer ! you're my new electronic pimp, stuff the ebay dude. toshiba is cool. and i did, but not as much. c:}

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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{true. haha he's a legend we should so buy him too. you can buy family on there, i might buy a few brothers and sisters while i'm at it. no i'm not turning yellow! they're mean people. apart from me, yeah you are. yes i was totally named after a computer... i'm calling you toshiba from now on so we can be computer pals with mr ebay. and you can be my normal pimp c; oh well i'll forgive you for that}

[aspen luella van duzen]

_{yes deff buy him and have babies with him ! so we can have an epic electronic slutty pimping family. see, our future is right there ! ew you don't want siblings ! i'll buy myself some new parents, that would be nice. c: you are turning yellow ... you're wearing a yellow dress in your pic ! you're a closet yellow fan. apart from you ? riiiight. yeahh computer pals, my life is complete now. i'm an epic pimp. & yay.}

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[chandler joseph de fort]

^{haha a giant nerd ebay epic electronic computer slutty pimping hippo jonas brothers family, sounds like a fairytale and a disney movie. i doooo it's too lonley by myself :c i'll buy myself a mum and we can have a super ebay party. it's mustard actually tyvm. i hate that dress. haha my life is almost complete c:}