--- behind enemy lines .,

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{so, my sister ran right into the sliding glass door the other day because she thought it was open, and it completely reminded me of you. i can't imagine why...}

closed to rosalie !

[rosalie marie mondenero.]

^{--- what? why on earth would that remind you of me? i am the most graceful person ever to walk this earth.}

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{...sure. keep telling yourself that, rose. whatever helps you sleep at night haha. how have you been? driving tristan crazy, i hope :]}

[aleksander lucas bishop]

^{--- mean. i am graceful... okay, that's a lie. but still, i've only ever walked into a door like that once. fine, twice. but you can't hold that against me. i mean, come on. pssshhh. i have just been dandy. what about you? and yes, i do that quite often. i don't think he likes it too much. but i can't help it, it's so easy. though, ryleigh will more than likely be the one to make him really snap. i've got my camera ready for that. haha.}

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{you forget that i know you haha. i've seen every embarrassing thing you've ever done, just about. i've been good, trying to sort out the messes i find myself in when it comes to girls. haha gooood. though don't tell him i put you up to it. that will stay our little secret. yeah, ryleigh did always have that power over him. i just hope things don't get too bad over there.}

[rosalie marie mondenero.]

^{--- omg, you have? are you psychic? because that would be way cool. and i thought the coolest thing about you was your accent. boy was i wrong. aww. girl messes, eh? i know what you mean. all these boy messes i have. oh wait. i don't have a love life. nevermind. hee hee, don't worry. you're secret is safe with me. he'll think it was all me, anyway. lol. even if i did tell him you put me up to it. haha, she really did/does. yeah, me too. i'm just glad i don't live with them. who know what goes on when they are all alone. i'll bet he has a ryleigh voo doo doll somewhere. oh, i just thought of something. would a ryleigh voo doo doll affect me too? since we look alike? that would not be cool. not at all.}

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{dudeee. that would be way cool, not even gonna lie. but alas, i think the whole supernatural powers thing skipped over me. though it would make sense, since i'm pretty sure mackennah and jaxon are spawns of the devil :] girl messes suck. consider yourself lucky you don't have a love life. i don't either, yet here i am. oh my god i can't imagine living with the two of them together. i think i might shoot myself in the face. i don't think a ryleigh voodoo doll would affect you...well, shit. maybe it does? i know for a voodoo doll you need some dna. but you guys don't have the same dna, right?}

[rosalie marie mondenero.]

^{--- well, you suck. no supernatural powers. i have supernatural powers! of beauty! lolol, i kid! haha, they are not. okay, maybe just a little. no, not having a love life is boring. i have like no drama. where is the fun in life when there is no drama? (not really. drama sucks hardcore. i just felt like disagreeing.) omg, i would too! this is why i tell my mother i love her every day. so she won't leave me with them. because you never know what people will do these days. um, idk! do we have the same dna? omg, what if we do? that's so scary. i don't want tristen to attack me with a ryleigh voo doo doll. that's so not fair.}

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{i have supernatural powers of being really chill and good-looking, if that counts for anything. according to your brother, we have that in common haha. he's such a douche. more than a little, and you know it. you don't need drama, because it sucks. especially since you're still in high school, which makes it worse. haha yeah, it's gotta be a little...intense, to say the very least. maybe you should use some of those powers of yours to save yourself from whatever voodoo doll might exist out there? orrrrr you could always make one of tristan first haha. again, you didn't hear that from me.}

[rosalie marie mondenero.]

^{--- baha. you do, do you? and lol, tristan? chill? sureeeee. haha he so is a douche. it's not his fault, though. look who he has for a father. yeah, drama is not cool. kyler, i don't think supernatural powers of beauty will help in a situation like this. if anything it will make it worse. oh! i could make one of him first! that would be so cool. he wouldn't know what was happening. and loool i just got a mental image of him like dancing around and being all "wtf?" haha, oh the things my brain comes up with.}

[kyler noel perrin.]

^{all right, well tristan and chill don't usually go together in the same sentence, i will admit. though he is a cool dude. you know, when he's not acting like he has a stick up his ass haha. but yeah, touche, touche. good point. yeah, that might not work as well as i thought it would. my bad. bahahaha that's fucking hilarious, not even gonna lie. just make sure sawyer's not around to see his father acting like a complete moron lol.}

[rosalie marie mondenero.]

^{--- haha, not usually. and yeah i guess he's cool sometimes. lol. omg it is hilarious, isn't it? i'm a genius, i swear. aww why not? it would be hilarious if it was like his first memory. it's always fun to watch tristan acting like a moron. he's got mad skillz.}

[brennan reed carlyle.]

^{he just has to learn how to chill the fuck out sometimes, that's all. it would make his life so much easier, i swear. yes, you are a genius. but don't tell tristan i agreed with you haha. tristan acting like a moron is pretty hilarious, i have to admit. but i'm pretty sure poor sawyer would be traumatized for life. not to mention bailey probably wouldn't find it as amusing as we would lol.}