--- damaged at best .,

[tristan james valmont.]

<sup>lets take cooking classes.

closed !</sup>

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

suuuuuuuuure. we can burn the cake together! lol.

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{no, seriously. alll i can cook is grilled cheese. at this rate, my kids are going to be obese.}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

lmao. well your all on your own then. i already know how to cook.

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{teach me?}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

okay, lets start with the basics. do you know what a stove is?

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{obviously. i know how to make grilled cheese, remember?}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

ha. oh ya. i had forgetton. lol. fine since you know what a stove is what do you need help on?

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{uh, everything after that?}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

what else do you know how to cook? besides grilled cheese? or is that seriously it?

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{well. mac and cheese is easy. i can make sandwhiches ... toast, bagels, salad.. cereal ... all that shit.}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

oky let me ask a quick question. if your kids are hungry wat would you feed them?

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{uh.. baileys boob? they'll be like, a day old!}

[charlemagne seema da vinci]

okay i meant when they're old enough to eat real food run and play?

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[tristan james valmont.]

^{well definitely not anything i can make! i'm not letting them get obese.}